Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad. Wisdom (via fawun)
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
"Where are we going next, Doctor?"
land of the time titties